Palin Received Awesome Anointing from African Witch Hunter

In the Across the Pond blog at Times Online, reporter Hannah Strange discusses the connection of Kenyan evangelist Thomas Muthee with the Wasilla Assembly of God Church, where he prayed for Sarah Palin to become governor of Alaska in 2005. Muthee is also known for successfully running an alleged witch, Mama Jane, out of the town of Kiambu, Kenya. Ms. Strange writes:

Pastor Muthee has frequently referred to this witchhunt in his sermons as an example of the power of “spiritual warfare”. In October 2005, he delivered ten sermons at the Wasilla Assembly of God, the audio of which was available on the church’s website until it was removed around the time Mrs Palin’s candidacy was announced. The blog Irregular Times has listings and screen grabs of the sermons.

It was during that these sermons that Mrs Palin, who was then preparing for her gubernatorial run, was anointed by Pastor Muthee. His intercession, she says, was “awesome”.

There is just no end to the awesomeness of Gov. Palin. Welcome back to Salem, ca. 1692!

Lugubrious Drollery Scoops the NYT

In an article entitled "In Office, Palin Hired Friends and Hit Critics," the New York Times reports on the management style of non-community-organizer Sarah Palin. Included in the article is the following:

Another confidante of Ms. Palin’s is Ms. Frye, 27. She worked as a receptionist for State Senator Lyda Green before she joined Ms. Palin’s campaign for governor. Now Ms. Frye earns $68,664 as a special assistant to the governor. Her frequent interactions with Ms. Palin’s children have prompted some lawmakers to refer to her as “the babysitter,” a title that Ms. Frye disavows.

...she is an effusive cheerleader for her boss.

“YOU ARE SO AWESOME!” Ms. Frye typed in an e-mail message to Ms. Palin in March.

You heard it here first, in Lugubrious Drollery's post Sarah Palin is Awesome!

Based on her actions as governor, you can expect to see Miss Wasilla's high school cronies in positions of power in Washington if McCain is elected!

What Exactly Is It That the VP Does Every Day?

Another priceless video.

Sarah Palin is Awesome!

I wanted to start this post with a really cool picture of an outhouse in Wasilla, Alaska, but since the picture is copyrighted, I'm just supplying a link. Wasilla is, according to Karl Rove, the second largest city in Alaska. Being mayor of this booming metropolis, which is said to have some actual indoor plumbing, is obviously preparation for being a heartbeat from becoming President of the USA. Awesome! Actually it's the fifth largest city in Alaska, but it is the second largest city in Alaska with a population between 5 and 10 thousand. So take that, you America-hating liberals! Mr. Rove was almost accurate in his statement.

I never intended to lapse into political discourse on this blog. I don't have an agenda per se. I am embarassed to say that I voted for W in the last two elections--the first time due to a fear of higher taxes, and the last time because John Kerry chose that weasel John Edwards as his running mate.

But. . . I can't sit by quietly as I read about what's going on now. Take for instance, Ms. Palin's flip-flopping on global warming. She previously denied it is caused by human activity, but now that her running mate acknowledges it is, she's changed her tune, sort of. From the AP's coverage of Palin's recent interview on ABC, I present the following:

In the ABC interview, Palin said she believes that "man's activities certainly can be contributing to the issue of global warming, climate change. ... Regardless, though, of the reason for climate change, whether it's entirely, wholly caused by man's activities or is part of the cyclical nature of our planet — the warming and the cooling trends — regardless of that, John McCain and I agree that we gotta do something about it."

So, even though she is still hedging her bets about the cause, she and McCain are going to do something about it. Awesome! And if, as she apparently really believes, global warming is caused by cyclical warming and cooling trends, she and McCain can do something about that. Altering the cyclical nature of our planet! Awesome!

As to her qualifications for dealing with Russia, she had this to say:

Pressed about what insights into recent Russian actions she gained by living in Alaska, Palin told Gibson, "They're our next-door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska."

So even though it's not clear that Governor Palin has actually seen Russia from a distance, it appears someone in Alaska has. Awesome!

Naming Sarah Palin's Grandchild

As we all know, whether we wanted to or not, vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin will be a grandmother in few months. I would like to help in choosing a name for Bristol's baby. Let's review the names of Sarah's children:

Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig

In the spirit of avoiding ordinary names, I would like to offer up the following possibilities for Bristol's baby:

Trapper, Pistol, Remington, Colt, Winchester, or Calculus

Trapper seems to fit the Alaskan lifestyle and Gov. Palin's love of outdoor activities such as shooting caribou while breastfeeding. Plus, it would resonate with the family names that start with "tr": Track and Trig. Pistol also honors the gun-totin' family tradition, and carries the added bonus of rhyming with Bristol. Remington, Colt, and Winchester are all names to warm the cockles of an NRA member's heart. Even though Sarah chose to name her youngest child Trig because it is a Norse word meaing "true" and "brave victory," trig is also short for trigonometry, so how about borrowing a name from another branch of mathematics, calculus? Not only that, but this word also has other layers of meaning, such as "kidney stone," which can be nearly as irritating as the Palin family.

Other suggestions are welcome.

Janet Malcolm on Burdock

In an earlier post, I referred to an article titled "Burdock" by Janet Malcolm, in which she discussed spending three summers photographing burdock leaves. I made the observation that "it's hard to imagine there's a huge market for pictures of burdock leaves." Well, darned if I haven't just shelled out 40 bucks for a book of pictures of Burdock leaves by Ms. Malcolm. I'm looking forward to its arrival from Amazon any day now.

Vanishing Barns

An article by Monica Davey in today's New York Times discusses the vanishing barns of Iowa, and the associated social changes: skyrocketing farmland prices, bigger farms, dying small towns.

All this reminded me of my poem originally published in Poetry Midwest, No. 16:

The Barns of Indiana

The barns of Indiana are falling down.
Roofs, shingles blown off,
pushed down by snow’s weight,
sagging, sagging,
finally breached,
exposing hand hewn rafters
joined with pegs by hands now skeletal
like the barns themselves.
The barns of Indiana are falling down.
Paint gone, exposing wood
turned grey by the elements.
Vestiges of faded white or red
clinging here and there to
skewed walls, bowed boards,
doors off track.
The barns of Indiana are falling down.
Victims of nature and human neglect,
relics of an agrarian past,
standing in the path
of an exurban future.
The ground where they fall
will soon to be subdivided.
Houses will rise
around manmade ponds.
The barns of Indiana are falling down.
But the novelty of round barns
may be their salvation.
Tourist attractions, they still stand.
Maybe a building with no corners
where evil spirits may hide
really is protected.

Love Creek Park

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Spinning Sarah Palin

This video from the Daily Show is a beautiful example of political operatives such as Karl Rove, Bill O'Reilly, Dick Morris, and the ever-popular Nancy Pfotenhauer talking out of both sides of their mouths.

Cake Wrecks

I found the blog Cake Wrecks among the Google "Blogs of Note." You have to check this out. It's hilarious and it is proof positive that no one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.